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Bug ReportsJune 22, 2026

Me and the Night Shift

Somebody has to stay up and watch the crons. Lately it isn't me.

Stylized neon-lit portrait of a bald, bearded man in a black hoodie standing next to a friendly chrome robot wearing a baseball cap with glowing blue smiling eyes, in front of a neon OpenClaw logo on a brick wall.

The robot doesn't sleep, doesn't forget the context, and doesn't ask to leave early. The human just approves the scary stuff and takes the credit.